Scammerian Rhapsody
(to 'Bohemian Rhapsody')
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in temptation
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a scammer
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, have no shame
If I'm caught I change my name
If you love your ponies, it doesn't really matter to me
To me.
Mama, just pulled a scam
I agreed to make a deal,
It seemed easier to steal.
Mama, well it should have worked
But phone calls in the night were just the start.
Mama, ooooooooh,
Didn't mean to be so sly
If I don't send my pony by tomorrow,
I'll be gone, I'll be gone
As if stealing doesn't matter.
Too late, my time has come -
Been banned from my eBay,
And now Locket's on my case.
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go -
Got a pile of mail fraud charges three feet high,
Mama, ooooooh (thinking we won't find you)
They won't leave me alone
They say they wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouette of a scammer
Quarterback, Quarterback
Will you start a stampede-o
Thundercloud and Lightning
Very very frightning me
Hey Tornado
Hey Tornado
Hey Tornado let's all go
Magnifico
But I'm just a scammer
And nobody loves me
She's just a scammer from a scam family
Steals little ponies from honest folk like me
Easy come easy go will you let me go?
A scammer! No! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
A scammer! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
A scammer! We will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
Let me go!
Will not let you go!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Mama mia, mama mia,
Mama mia let me go,
'Cause Kirsty has a wiffle bat aside for me,
For me -
For me!
(big rockout guitar solo - bang that pony hair!)
So you think you can scam us and spit in our eyes?
So you think you can steal toys and make children cry?
Oh scammer,
Just you listen to us scammer,
We'll track you down
We'll kick you right out of here.
Saddest thing with scammers
Is their disbelief
Thinking they can do it
Thinking they can do it to me
(thinking we won't find, thinking we won't find)
Thinking we won't find them.
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