Pony Lovin'
(to the tune of Summer Nights, from Grease)
Pony lovin', happened so fast
Pony lovin', it was a blast
Lots of ponies, bright as can be
Lots of ponies, all made for me
Pony fun, the love had begun
But oh, for a pony now!
Tell me more tell me more
How many did you get?
Tell me more tell me more
Did you get the whole set?
In a junk shop
In a brown box
Baby Hearthrob
Looking so lost
Evil granny
Got in my way
Grabbed my pony
Took her away
Pony dreams, ripped at the seams
But oh, for a pony now!
"Tell me more, tell me more
Did you ask her to sell?"
"Tell me more, tell me more"
"Yes, she said, 'Go to hell!'"
Flat foot Snuzzle
Was up on eBay
Such a high price
I couldn't pay
Sold some records
To sort me out
Then a sniper
Snipered me out
Pony dreams ripped at the seams
But oh, for a pony now!
"Tell me more tell me more
Did you snipe her right back?
Tell me more tell me more"
"No, my computer crashed!"
Saw a Mimic
Up on a shelf
But she was bought
By someone else
Took her right
From under my feet
Went home crying -
She looked so sweet!
Pony dreams ripped at the seams
But oh, for a pony now!
"Tell me more, tell me more,
Was she mint on her card?
Tell me more, tell me more"
"That's what made it so hard!"
It turned cold - that's where it ends
Sold my ponies - to pony friends.
Couldn't take the stress any more
Plus the ponies were making me poor
Pony dreams ripped at the seams
But - oh - for a pony now-how!
("Tell me more, tell me mo-o-ore!")
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