Carboot
(to 'Parklife' by Blur)
(Shouting in reverse)
A battle plan is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known
as (Carboot)
And doubling back can be avoided if you take a route straight through
what is know as
(Carboot)
She's got pony eyes, she can spot them 50 yards away, a tuft of pony
hair
(Carboot)
Who's that fakie pony.... You should cut down on your fake life mate,
plastic surgery!
All the ponies
So many ponies
And they all go hoof in hoof
Hoof in hoof though their boot sale
Know what I mean
I get up when I want except on Sundays when I am rudely awakened by the
girlfriend.
(Carboot)
I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and get bundled into the car.
(Carboot)
We drive for miles, we sometimes cover one or two, it gives her a sense
of enormous wellbeing
(Carboot)
And then she's happy for the rest of the day safe in the knowledge we
have rescued all the ponies we could for another week.
All the ponies
So many ponies
And they all go hoof in hoof
Hoof in hoof though their boot sale
Carboot (carboot)
Carboot (carboot)
It's got nothing to do with vorsprung durch eBay you know.
And it's not about you snipers who snipe round and round and round....
Carboot (carboot)
All the ponies
So many ponies
And they all go hoof in hoof
Hoof in hoof though their boot sale
All the ponies
So many ponies
And they all go hoof in hoof
Hoof in hoof though their boot sale
|