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Ok, here we are girls. Please behave - and don't embarrass us too much...

*angelic faces* "Yes, of course!"

"Eek!"

"Meep! We got a booth! We got a booth!"

"Chocolate malts! Sodas!" *loud slurps*

"I'll just perch here while the rest of you eat."

Don't be silly, Tigerlily. Have something.

"Oh, ok. I'll have a large cheese please and a half and half."

Um, ok. You do know that's quite big, yes?

"Oh yes. Happiness is half and half..."

Now remember, Tigerlily, never eat anything bigger than your head.

"My head is bigger."

No, it's not.

"Yes it is."

You're just standing in front of it. *tries to explain perspective and gives up* Whatever.

"Mmm, just the right amount..."

Tigerlily! You ate the whole thing!

*burp*

"I'm bored, Tigerlily. What can we do now?"

*squeaks* "Jukebox!"

"Mmm, shiny!" *pets*

"Rock 'n' roll, baby!" *presses buttons wildly*

"I wish they all could be California girls... "

*boogie boogie* "Hey look! I'm a rebel! Just like James Dean and Marlon Brando!"
Yes, Miranda, just like them. *sigh*

"Pay the bill! We want to go shopping now!"

Ordeal over. Phew. *group exit*

I'm not sure they are, but it's nice of them to say so...